Clean Jokes from the Classroom

Five School Excuse Notes

1. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
2. Please excuse Emma for being absent last week.  She had flue so I had her shot.
3. Please excuse Eddie from P.E.  Yesterday he fell out of a sycamore tree and misplaced his hip.
4. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
5. Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.